[When you try to get an app]
Lazy Man’s Lexicon App by SoundSmartie, Inc. for Everyone.
Sound smart with little effort! Improve your vocabulary every time you’re on the toilet.
[But pass because they nosy]
Lazy Man’s Lexicon needs accces to Identity, Contacts, Location, Camera, Microphone, YMCA Safe Combo, Bank routing/acct #’s, Social Security #, Mom’s Maiden Name, Fecal Pantone Color