Inside the Shoe

Toes Talking

Transcript

[Right foot is inside a stiletto.] Second Toe: Mom!!!! He’s touching me! Middle Toe, pressed against Second Toe so hard it’s deforming its shape: So?! Little Toe, being overlapped by Fourth Toe: Stop smothering me! I can’t breathe! (Big Toe, aka Mom, looks upon them with a frown.)

He Tried It

Motivation Cologne

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Leonard: Did it work? Shouty: Nope! Marc: At least you smell good. [Displayed in the next frame is a men’s cologne bottle with the label, “Motivation,” shaped in the silhouette of a muscular man in the Front Double Bicep Pose.]

Index Finger

Index Finger

Transcript

Index Finger: I’m the first finger, also called index or pointer. I symbolize victory, #1. They even make foam hands featuring me. I’m a very big deal. [Later: Index finger is being used to pick Shouty’s nose.]

National Pet Week

Phonetic Alphabet

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Shouty: I’d like the cake to say: “Happy National Pet Week.” Baker” National what week? Shouty: Pet – like pets. Baker: Spell it. The connection is going in and out. Shouty: Uh…P as in pneumonia. E as in…ennui. T as in…tsunami. S as in…s-curl. Baker: Nose week?

Happy Star Wars Day

May the Fourth be with You

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May the Fourth Be with You! [Marc is Chewbacca, Leonard is Han, Sock-Sock is Yoda, Shouty is Luke, Merlington is Leia, Shema is R2D2, and Cousin is C3PO.]

Beef Jerky

Eating Beef

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Marc: I heard beef jerky is really high in sodium. In fact, I heard beef in general wasn’t good for you. [Shouty is mid-bite into a rod of beef jerky.] Marc: Just sayin’…. [Shouty stares out to space, thinking about how he could be eating someone Marc knows.]