Methods of Payment

Methods of Payment Comic by Shouty

Transcript

Shouty, with a pensive face thinking to himself in his car: “I forgot my cash on the table… Should I go back?”
Now smiling, he thinks: “Nah, I got my credit cards.”
Shouty is eighth in line when a new register opens up. The operator of the register says, “I can take folks who are paying with cash.”
No one moves.

Season of Giving

Season of Giving Comic by Shouty

Transcript

Shouty: “Check your email. I got something for you.”
Leonard: “Wow, thank you!”
Shouty smiles as Leonard reads his email.
Leonard: “A Disney Plus subscription!?! This is awesome.”
Shouty: “It’s a 7-day free trial, so make sure you cancel it or they’ll charge me.”
Leonard is laughing.

Vegan Thanksgiving

Vegan Thanksgiving Comic by Shouty

Transcript

Shouty: “Looking forward to our first vegan Thanksgiving?”
Cousin: “It’s gonna be weird without turkey.”
Turkey: “Oh, I’ll be there. Got my invite last week.”

Merging in Bumper to Bumper Traffic

Merging Comic By Shouty

Transcript

In bumper to bumper traffic, a yellow car is taking advantage of the wider merging lane and passing cars before merging. An arrow points to the yellow car: “Merges after passing 8 more cars.”

A few cars behind, another car merges onto the highway, when a red car centers itself in the lane to block it from passing several cars before merging. An arrow points to the red car: “Me blocking mergers from cheatin’.”

Genetic Test

Genetic Test Comic By Shouty

Transcript

Shouty is swabbing his cheek with a genetic testing kit.
Leonard: “You know the company will own your DNA in perpetuity, right?”
Shouty: “Yeah, so. What’s the worse that could happen?”
Leonard looks solemn.
Shouty thinks of the following scenarios:
“Your DNA was found at the crime scene”
“Your dad isn’t your dad”
“You got 7 siblings now”
“…and then he was cloned”
“You ARE the father!”

#NoTVember

#NoTVember

Transcript

Shouty: “I’m not watching TV for the month of November – it’s #NoTVember.
Leonard: “Watching on laptop still counts.”
Shouty, with thumbs up: “Baby steps.”
Leonard laughs.

Happy World Vegan Day

Happy World Vegan Day

Transcript

2019 | Shouty: “Crazy that our grandparents’ generation saw ads where doctors endorsed smoking tobacco as healthy.”
2089 | Shouty’s future relatives: “Crazy that our grandparents’ generation saw ads that touted cow’s milk as healthy for the human body.”

Remembering

Remembering Comic By Shouty

Transcript

Leonard: “What was that guy’s name again?”
Shouty, closing his eyes and holding his fist to his head: “Don’t say nuthin’, I almost have it.”
Leonard: “Was it Tom?”
Shouty, putting his index finger up to his mouth: “Shhh.”
An undefined duration of time has passed and Leonard is now a skeleton, while Shouty is still straining to remember with his eyes closed and fist to his head.