How it looks when you review it:
“Hi Sam, Yes, I would like to buy your road bike for the listed price of $500.00. Thank you, Shouty”
How it looks after you send it:
“Hi Sam, Yes, I would like to but your your road bike for the listed price of $500.00 . Thanks you, Shouty”
Leonard: “Shouty, wake up! You missed the ending.”
Shouty (half asleep): “Wha, huh?”
Leonard: “Next time, tell me if you fall asleep.”
Shouty (sarcastically): “Um, ok. I’ll be sure to wake up in the middle of my dream to let you know.”
Ring Finger: “I had hoped Single Ladies would put me on the map but that ended up just helping the hand. Index finger has sports, middle finger is ubiquitous, and baby finger is still riding that Dr. Evil Exposure. Also, all the others are known for their position except me….So I’d like to announce from this point forward, call me Digitus Annularis – the ‘other’ middle finger.”
Baby Finger is looking at Ring Finger with a pacifier in its mouth, and Middle Finger is giving Ring Finger the finger.
Thick Book: “Hi, I’m Tome.”
Bookmark: “I’m Mark.”
I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship….
Vanilla Ice Cream, looking upset: “I coulda had chocolate chips. Coulda had nuts or caramel. But I’m just plain vanilla. I’m not even French.”
Apple Pie: “But I like you.”
Vanilla Ice Cream is smitten.
Shouty, holding a plate with a slice of pizza in one hand and a pizza box with the remaining slices in the other: “I can’t eat all of this pizza. Here, take this to work.”
Leonard: “Ok.”
Shouty: “What are you doing?”
Leonard, with the pizza box in his hand: “I’m taking this to work.”
Shouty: “No, leave the box with me. Take the slice.”
Shoutyzilla, like Godzilla 2019, comes out of the Pacific sporting a tiny head and breathing fire.
Leonard: “I keep forgetting to tell you, you are a pro,” Shouty is smiling and blushing, “…at reading…” Shouty looks perplexed, “self-help books.” Shouty stares out into space.