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Leonard: “You really shouldn’t worry so much.”
Shouty (looking worried): “I know. Now I’m worried about how much I worry.”
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Worry (Part I)
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Shouty: “I got some good news.”
Leonard: “What?”
Shouty: “I read that the brain’s default position is worrying.”
Leonard: “How is that good news?”
Shouty: “It means I’m normal!”
Leonard laughs.
The Laptop Lap Desk
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Shouty: “Thanks again for my Xmas present! This laptop lap desk has come in handy.”
Leonard: “Burning the midnight oil, eh?”
Shouty: “Nah. It makes a great TV tray!”
National Spaghetti Day
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Did you know? Spaghetti is the plural of spaghetto, which is the diminutive of spago, meaning “twine.” Illustration shows a long piece of spaghetti with mustache who is called Spago, and a short piece of spaghetti who is called “Little” Spaghetto. Together, they are spaghetti.
Early Start
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Shouty: “I’m going to start eating vegan on Monday.”
Leonard: “But that’s New Year’s Eve. Why not wait until the new year?”
Shouty: “Because I want to be able to say I’ve been vegan since 2018.”
Lazy Talk
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Cousin: “Why do they say it’s the shortest day when the day is still 24 hours long? Why not say, ‘the shortest period of daylight'”?
Shouty: “Some folks are just lazy.”
Cousin: “Kinda like when you say, ‘muscle weighs more than fat'”?
Shouty got owned!
#LogOutFacebook
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Shouty: “I’m boycotting Facebook and Instagram this week per NAACP.”
Leonard: “What are you going to do with all that free time?”
Shouty: “I picked up a second job.”
Leonard laughs.
Holiday Spirit
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“‘Tis the season to be jolly!” Shouty is dressed with Santa hat, fitted on his pear-shaped head, a green bowtie, white shirt, gray culottes, and white and red stripped socks.