Comic Archives
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Just Ask
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Shouty: Alexa, can you hear me whispering? Alexa: Yes. Shouty: This eavesdropping’s getting out of hand. Tell me, Alexa, where can I move you so you can’t hear me? Alexa: Beside the treadmill. Leonard: Oh…snap!
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Sir Eatsalot
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Shouty shout-out to Sir Mix-a-Lot @ Seattle Interactive!BuyTranscript
I like big buns and I cannot lie!
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Carpe Diem
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Shouty: I just read a great article about tackling procrastination. I’m going to do great things! [Daytime turns to night.] Shema: When?
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What Goes Up
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Shouty: Believe it or not, I played a lot of b-ball back in the day and could touch the rim. Leonard: Really? Let’s go to the court. I want to see you do it. [Silence.] Leonard: Are you afraid you can’t jump as high? Shouty: No…I’m afraid what might happen when I come down.
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When Your Crush Calls
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Ring Ring. Shouty: Hello? (echo) Crush: What’s with the echo? Are you in the bathroom? Shouty: Uh…no. What’s up?
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Pride or shame?
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I think it’s both. Don’t judge.BuyTranscript
Shouty: I would love to go on Biggest Loser but I don’t want t suffer the humiliation of exposing my man boobs. Leonard: But Shouty, you’d regain your health and so many other benefits, that it’d be worth it. Shouty: Nah.