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Two socks are holding on to each other, one wearing a bowtie, the other wearing a veil. The one on the left says, “I, Left Sock, take thee, Right Sock, to be my wedded sock. From this day forward, from drawer to foot, in washer and in dryer, tumbled or air-dried, fresh or stinky, holey or limp, I pledge myself to you till death do us part.”