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  • Car Seat vs. Recliner ~

    Car Seat vs. Recliner

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    Coincidence?

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  • Moderation ~

    Shouty Moderation

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    Shema: What’s wrong, Shouty? Shouty: I only get 400 calories for dinner. Shema: That’s not too bad. You can eat pounds of plant-based foods! Broccoli, beans, salad. Shouty: Yeah… Shema: Well, what’s wrong with that? Shouty: I already ate that 400 at lunch.

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  • Spot Warmth ~

    Spot Warmth

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    Shouty: I’m lucky that my legs don’t get cold. [Every inch of Shouty’s body is bundled to the nth degree except for his legs because he is wearing shorts in winter.]

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  • Perfect Fit ~

    Friendship

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    Shouty: My co-workers gave me a Santa suit to wear to the holiday party. It’s because I’m plump, isn’t it? Shema: I think it’s because you’ll fill out Santa’s hat nicely. Why don’t you try it on? [Shouty tries on the hat and his head fills it up such that it is sticking straight up. He and Shema smile.]

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  • Fashion ~

    Suspender super sagging

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    Shouty: No, seriously, it’s the new “triple s” style. “Suspender-super-sagging” [Shouty’s pants are below his knees, only held up with long suspenders. Leonard is cracking up while Cousin smiles and points.]

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  • Carpal Tunnel ~

    Shouty Carpal Tunnel

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    Shouty: How was the match? Leonard: Great…until my tennis elbow kicked in. Shouty: Right?! My remote wrist flared up and I can’t even fast-forward through commercials without pain. [Leonard thought bubble: Look natural don’t laugh]

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  • Thanksgiving ~

    Shouty Thanksgiving

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    Shouty: Oh man, I think I reached my limit! Merlington: But you didn’t finish your pie. [Shouty takes last bite of pie. Turns into a ballon.]

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  • Doctor’s Orders ~

    Sedentary Shouty

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    My doctor told me working from home has me sitting too much.
    I promised I would switch it up.

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