Comic Archives

  • Fat Cell-ebration ~

    After I lose weight, why do I always gain more back?

    Transcript

    Shouty: After I lose weight, why do I always gain more back? Shema (off-screen): Because fat remembers the fun and invites friends.

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  • Planned Procrastinating ~

    Filing Tax Extension Way Ahead of Time

    Transcript

    Shouty: I just filed my tax extension. Merlington: But you still have two whole weeks! Shouty: Nah.

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  • Her Name is Sleep ~

    Sleep the Savage Seducer

    Transcript

    Sleep the Savage Seducer
    :: Abandons u when u need her
    [Shouty is wide awake in the middle of the night.]
    :: And shows up when u don’t
    [Shouty is struggling to stay awake while driving.]

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  • Permissions ~

    App Permissions Out of Control

    Transcript

    [When you try to get an app]
    Lazy Man’s Lexicon App by SoundSmartie, Inc. for Everyone.
    Sound smart with little effort! Improve your vocabulary every time you’re on the toilet.
    [But pass because they nosy]
    Lazy Man’s Lexicon needs accces to Identity, Contacts, Location, Camera, Microphone, YMCA Safe Combo, Bank routing/acct #’s, Social Security #, Mom’s Maiden Name, Fecal Pantone Color

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  • Whatever Works ~

    On phone before bed habit

    Transcript

    Shouty: My phone’s broken. It’ll be strange going to bed without it…. Shema: You’ll be fine. [Shouty shines a flashlight on his face to mimic the blue light emitted from a mobile phone screen and sleeps soundly.]

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  • Seasonal Itis ~

    Shouty got that itis

    Transcript

    Doctor: You listed you were allergic to Effor. Is that a drug? Shouty: I meant “Effort.” It’s not chronic though.

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  • Where is the lie? ~

    Shouty's Shamrock Shake

    Transcript

    [When you know you lyin’]
    Shouty: “…diet is going great! For lunch I had a green smoothie, fruit, and sliced veggies.
    [But it holds up in court]

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  • Pi ~

    Using pi in real life with Shouty

    Transcript

    Cousin: Will I ever use pi in real life? Shouty: Let me show you my pizza takeout menu. [Pizza of Giza Menu shows calculations of the area of each pizza and the corresponding price per square inch so that Shouty can choose the best priced pizza.]

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