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Sign o’ the Times
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Shouty: “I’m saving so much eating at home.”
Leonard: “Yeah, but that’s probably offset by your recent purchases.”
Shouty: “What do you mean?”
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A Simple Question
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Will you be my Valentine?
Checkbox 1: yes.
Checkbox 2: no.
Written-in checkbox, selected: “My lawyer advised me not to answer this question.” -
Apple
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Shouty: “Have you tried this variety of apple? So good!”
Leonard: “Aren’t those made in a lab?”
Shouty: “But they’re organic.”
Leonard, checking phone: “Yeah…organically made in a lab.”
Shouty: “Welp, I guess I’m gonna have to go back to cookies for my snack.”
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M.A.D.
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A battered microphone stands on a stage in front of an audience of microphones. He says, “I mean, the stand was right there!” Beside him is a sign that reads, “M.A.D. Microphones Against Dropping.”
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Methods of Payment
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Shouty, with a pensive face thinking to himself in his car: “I forgot my cash on the table… Should I go back?”
Now smiling, he thinks: “Nah, I got my credit cards.”
Shouty is eighth in line when a new register opens up. The operator of the register says, “I can take folks who are paying with cash.”
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Season of Giving
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Shouty: “Check your email. I got something for you.”
Leonard: “Wow, thank you!”
Shouty smiles as Leonard reads his email.
Leonard: “A Disney Plus subscription!?! This is awesome.”
Shouty: “It’s a 7-day free trial, so make sure you cancel it or they’ll charge me.”
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Festive Fashion
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It’s not a tree skirt. (Arrow pointing to Shouty wearing a tree skirt.)
It’s a prize-winning Christmas poncho. -
Vegan Thanksgiving
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Shouty: “Looking forward to our first vegan Thanksgiving?”
Cousin: “It’s gonna be weird without turkey.”
Turkey: “Oh, I’ll be there. Got my invite last week.”