Comic Archives
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Cockroaches
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Mother Cockroach: This is an old photo of your great grandfather taken two months ago when he came to the new world in a damp laundry bag so you would have better opportunities.
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Just Roll With It
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Tree: This won’t be so bad, right? I could become a sculpture or origami paper, a guitar…. [Is used for toilet paper] Tree: Really?
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Soap
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New soap: Reporting for duty! Old soap: The things I’ve seen….
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Art Project
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Shouty: Look at what we made! Merlington: What is it? Shouty: They’re casts of our belly buttons!
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A Fart’s Journey
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[A Fart’s Journey] Fart: P-P-P-P-P-P Fart: Weeeeeee! I made it!
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Sweet Tooth
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Shouty: …And this is how you make mint chocolate floss.
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Feline Immunity
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Shouty yawns. Shouty: My cat is immune to contagious yawning. Sock-Sock thought bubble: This is a one-way relationship.
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Cliffhanger
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Shouty: I lost my fit tracker! Leonard: Sorry, man. [Earlier…] Nervous Emoji: Can’t…hold on…too tight! Fearful Emoji: Don’t let go! Noooooooooo!