Comic Archives

  • Veggie Pizza ~

    Veggie Pizza Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    Shouty, holding a box of frozen veggie pizza: “You know what I like to do with these veggie pizzas?” Shouty, holding pepperoni: “Make them supreme.”

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  • Toilet Paper Comedy ~

    Toilet Paper Comedy Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    Roll of Toilet Paper, doing stand-up comedy: “I’m on a roll tonight!”

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  • Pen Ink ~

    Pen Ink Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    When Ink Runs Dry [Pie Chart with 95% assigned to “Signing a receipt” and 5% assigned to “All other times.”]

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  • Unfulfilled Potential: The Slice ~

    Unfulfilled Potential: The Slice Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    [A lone pizza slice is left.] He (the pizza slice) knew both of them wanted him, but were too polite to act on it. “No, you take it.” “No, you!” As he sat on top of the trash heap, he wondered what might have been.

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  • Do Something Nice Day ~

    Do Something Nice Day Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    Leonard: I treated the office to donuts for “Do Something Nice Day.” Shouty: I let a driver merge in front of me, without speeding up and blocking him. Leonard: That’s not “Do Something Nice Day,” that’s what you’re supposed to do! Shouty, while giving a thumbs up: Baby steps?

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  • Motorcycle ~

    Motorcycle Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    Cousin: Look! I lost the motorcycle for my action figure. [Cousin holds a tiny action figure that is in a motorcycle riding position.] Shouty: I’m sure you’ll find something to replace it. [Spotted later in a doll house: the action figure sitting on a toilet while holding the paper.]

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  • High Strung ~

    High Strung Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    Leonard: Anyone tell you that you’re a bit high strung? Shouty: No, I’m not. Leonard: Like this. [Leonard plucks a guitar string and it makes the high pitched noise, “Ping!” Shouty looks upset.]

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  • Sober Six Pack ~

    Sober Six Pack Comic by Shouty

    Transcript

    Shouty: What are you bringing to that raw vegan party? Leonard: A six pack of– Shouty: Beer isn’t raw! Leonard: Let me finish. A six pack of bananas. [Leonard is holding up a bunch of six bananas.]

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