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Hair Growth
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Bar graph with y-axis representing “Rate of Growth” and x-axis with four bars: “Hair You Shave,” which is halfway up the y-axis, “Whiskers,” which is three-quarters of the y-axis, “Hair Growing through a Mole,” which is the whole y-axis and even goes off-frame, and “Hair You Want to Grow,” which is 1/20 of the y-axis.
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#Winning
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Shouty: “I’m starting my diet tomorrow.” Leonard: “Awesome.” Shouty, looking at watch: “Actually, I’m starting right now at…9:22 p.m.” Leonard, bewildered: “But you’re about to go to bed.” Shouty, grinning: “Exactly. By the time I wake up, I’ll have a half day under my belt.”
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Life
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Life…like a roll of toilet paper, it goes faster toward the end.
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How the Brain Works
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Off screen someone says to a young Shouty, eating a candy bar: “You’re fat!” Shouty looks sad. There is an arrow pointing to a storage disk used to save files. Off screen someone says to current age Shouty: “Lookin’ good!” Shouty blushes and replies, “Thanks!” There is an arrow pointing to a trash can with crumbled papers.
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Election 2018
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Shouty is surfing on the crest of a deep blue wave.
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Ribs
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Leonard: “No shirt, eh?” Shouty, with sauce on his face but none on his body, is eating a rib without a shirt on: “Don’t want to ruin it.” Leonard: “You have 1 rib left and you haven’t spilled once. I think you can put it back on now.” Shouty: “True.” [5 minutes later, Shouty has fresh sauce spills on his shirt to match the ones that were already on his face. He looks upset at Leonard.]
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Candy Cornhole
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Candy Cornhole [The Cornhole platform is in the shape of a large kernel of candy corn.]
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Change
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Last leaf on the tree: “But I’m scared.” Fallen leaf on the ground: “You can do it. Just relax and let go.”