Comic Archives
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Election Games
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Speaker on megaphone at rally: We need blue voters to move to red states. [Silence and tumbleweeds.] Shouty: I volunteer as tribute.
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Hmm…
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Apple-shaped. Pear-shaped. [Shouty is confused because of his head and body shapes.]
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Glory Days
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Shouty: Hey look, I found my old college swimsuit! [10 minutes later….] Shouty: Wow, it still fits! I’m in better shape than I thought! Leonard: I am not going to ask where that mascot went.
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Election Day
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Shouty: I wonder how long it took for humans to develop a thinking mind. Leonard: Do you mean: How long will it take?
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Baby Steps
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Shouty: I lost 3 pounds without exercising, and I feel great! Leonard: I bet if you started going to the gym, you’d feel really good. Shouty: Nah. I’d have to lose another 20 to feel comfortable there.
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Fart vs. Shart
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PSFTT! He guessed wrong.
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It’s the Principle
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Merlington: You never do the dishes, Shouty. I’m always stuck doing them! Shouty: As your brother, I object! Using words “always” and “never” is supposed to be bad for relationships. Merlington: In that case, you very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very consistently don’t clean the dishes! Shouty: Yeah, that sounds about right.
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I Got This
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Shema: I thought you were on a diet. Shouty: I am. The ketchup’s organic.