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  • GS Cookies ~

    GS Cookies Addiction

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    When your out-of-state friends already got their Girl Scout Cookies, but you have to wait three more weeks for them to come to your town.

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  • Excuses ~

    Diet Excuses

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    Shouty: Now that Chinese New Years, Groundhog’s Day, and Super Bowl Sunday are over….I have no excuse to delay my diet. Shema: Good for you, Shouty! Shouty: But my birthday is coming up….I could wait until then. Shema: That’s in October.

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  • Super Bowl Pick ~

    Super Bowl Pick

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    Cousin: Shouty, who are you going for, Patriots or Falcons? Shouty: Oh that’s easy. I’m going for the double cheese crusted stuffed pepperoni pizza with wings. Cousin: The American Way!

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  • How will you be remembered? ~

    Digital Footprint

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    2267 A.D., Planet Earth – Nephew 1: Our Great great great Uncle Shouty’s Digital Footprint was released! Nephew 2: Scanning…YES! I am proud our ancestor fought for human justice! Nephew 1: But what of this barbaric photo? He’s eating a pig’s rib and wrote: “Delicious AF.” Nephew 2: AF must mean “Animal Food.” The depravity!

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  • Stuffed ~

    Stuffed

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    Shouty: I’m stuffed! Merlington: Me, too. Restaurant Server: May I interest you in the dessert men– Shouty: Yes, please! Merlington: I thought you were ful– Shouty: Shhhh.

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  • Green Smoothie ~

    Shouty's Green Smoothie

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    Shema: Wow, is that a green smoothie? Shouty: Sure is! Tastes pretty good, too! Shema: Has kale & spinach? Shouty: No, blueberry and banana ice cream. Shema: That ain’t no green smoothie, Shouty! Shouty: Why not? Yellow and blue make green!

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  • Inauguration Day ~

    Inauguration Day

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    NO SERIOUSLY WHERE’S ASHTON KUTCHER?

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  • Disappearing Act ~

    Disappearing Act

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    Meow! Meoow! Rmeooow!

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