• Bedtime ~

    Difficulty waking up

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    [When the alarm goes off] Shouty (thought bubble): I’m going to bed early tonight. [2 hours past bedtime] [Drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot…]

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  • Health Hack ~

    Sitting is the new smoking

    Transcript

    Sitting is the new smoking, so I eat standing.

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  • Job Security ~

    Job Security

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    Shouty: I have a plan to robot-proof my job! Leonard: How? [10 minutes later….] Shouty: Dress like a robot so they’ll think I already got replaced! Leonard: I *think* that will have the opposite effect.

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  • The Purple One ~

    Prince Nothing Compares 2 U

    Transcript

    I’m going to tweet this at exactly 10:30AM CST. [Tweet: It’s been seven hours and (3)13 days…. #Prince #MissU]

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  • Bandwidth ~

    Wifi not moving like it used to

    Transcript

    Shouty: My internet’s not moving the way it used to. Wish there were some kind of relief! Shema: Sounds like you need some Google Fiber.

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  • Lean Methodology ~

    Lean Methodology

    Transcript

    I’ve shortened the process of making krispie treats! Got it down to two seconds!

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  • 3 A.M. ~

    Forgetfulness

    Transcript

    [2:59AM] That moment you realize you forgot to do something important.

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  • Happy Valentine’s Day ~

    Happy Valentine's Day

    Transcript

    My love took this photo of me as we celebrated Valentine’s Day together! #Peace <3

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