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Glutton
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Shouty is thinking…
A. This is delicious AF!
B. Hands down best lunch.
C. Glad I got this bib.
D. What’s for dinner tonight?
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Reality
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Shouty: I’ve been watching more educational TV shows lately. Leonard: Wow, that’s great, Shouty! Why are you whispering? Shouty: Well…I’m worried we might be a simulation.
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Bed Hack
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Shouty: I started making my bed everyday! Shema: Sleeping on top of a “made bed” every night isn’t making your bed, Shouty!
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It’s Sticky
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Shema: Are you wearing lip gloss? Shouty: Nah, this is donut glaze.
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Prince Tribute
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Name the eight songs from six albums. Go!BuyTranscript
Shouty: Something about this feels familiar….
H/t to the following songs on these albums:
1999: “1999” ~ ‘the sky was all purple…’, “Little Red Corvette” ~ shown on back of cereal box
Around the World in a Day: “Raspberry Beret” ~ sported by Merlington
Parade: “Mountains” ~ ‘and the sea’ on the back of the cereal box, “Sometimes It Snows In April” ~ snow and snowman
Sign ‘O Times: “Starfish & Coffee” ~ Merlington’s breakfast
Lovesexy: “Positivity” ~ ‘have you had your plus sign today?’
Emancipation: “Joint 2 Joint” ~ ‘U don’t even know what kind of cereal I like. Wrong! Cap’n Crunch with soy milk, Cuz cows are 4 calves.’ -
Blind Spot
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Shouty: It’s so gross when people don’t wash their hands. I always do! [Meanwhile in Shouty’s mouth…] [Hygiene Department Eviction Notice Mr. Tertius Molar You must vacate the premises due to complaints of neglect from your neighbors.]
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Anticipation + Hope
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:: Past
:: Future
Shouty stands in the present looking toward the future with anticipation and hope. -
Superpower
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When Shouty’s back is against the wall, he turns into…OTTO-MAN!
(Shouty is wearing a cape with an ottoman on it, lounging with his feet up on an ottoman and watching TV instead of doing the things he needs to do.)