Comic Archives
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Hypocrite Convention
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“Hypocrite Convention” Banner // Car parked in two spots with “Golden Rule” bumper sticker
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Timing
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[Year: 2000] Leonard: You’re investing your inheritance into a cd/tape rack invention? Shouty: Yeah! What could possibly go wrong?
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Cockroaches
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Mother Cockroach: This is an old photo of your great grandfather taken two months ago when he came to the new world in a damp laundry bag so you would have better opportunities.
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Just Roll With It
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Tree: This won’t be so bad, right? I could become a sculpture or origami paper, a guitar…. [Is used for toilet paper] Tree: Really?
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Soap
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New soap: Reporting for duty! Old soap: The things I’ve seen….
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Art Project
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Shouty: Look at what we made! Merlington: What is it? Shouty: They’re casts of our belly buttons!
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A Fart’s Journey
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[A Fart’s Journey] Fart: P-P-P-P-P-P Fart: Weeeeeee! I made it!
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Sweet Tooth
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Shouty: …And this is how you make mint chocolate floss.