Comic Archives

  • Body Pillow ~

    Body Pillow

    Transcript

    Shouty: O, Body Pillow, I love you! [Body Pillow smiles and hold him close.] …And Shouty slept soundly for the rest of the night.

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  • Dust Bunnies ~

    Dust Bunnies

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    Shouty: The more I dust, the quicker the dust returns… [Zoom into fan and we see a line of dust bunnies waiting to get Free Tickets to Ride the Whirlygig!]

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  • Starting a Diet ~

    I'm starting tomorrow

    Transcript

    Starting a diet be like [Tombstone reads: RIP “I’m starting tomorrow” (for real this time)]

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  • Socks ~

    Socks

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    Sock 1: Please don’t go! I can’t do this without you. Sock 2: I’m saving us both.

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  • Splits ~

    Splits

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    Shouty: I can still do the splits! [Two hours later, Shouty is still in the splits.] Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?

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  • Out of Sync ~

    Light Switches

    Transcript

    Fan: Why do we only see eye to eye when someone’s taking a dump or a shower?

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  • Seed of Photon ~

    General Sod

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    Sod: You are the one they call gardener? Gardener: Yeah… Sod: Kneel before sod!

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  • Passive Aggressive ~

    Passive Aggressive

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    Cashier: That’ll be $9.96. Shouty: Here’s a ten…and a penny! Cashier: Your change is 5 cents. [Shouty is given 5 pennies.]

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