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Safe
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As Shouty stuffs his face with chips, Leonard says, “Hey…you always say once you lose weight you’ll follow your dreams, but it doesn’t look like you even try.” Shouty replies, “So I’m supposed to lose weight and then risk failure? Nah, son. I got this figured out!”
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Day of Unplugging
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Shouty: In honor of “Day of Unplugging,” I’m not using my phone, computer, TV, or electric toothbrush! Leonard: Impressive…but c’mon, no toothbrush? Shouty: Look, it’s no big deal. [Shouty is smiling and you see his teeth are brown and dirty. Leonard is drinking his green smoothie acting like it’s all good.]
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Save Yourself
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A nearly naked toilet paper cardboard tube says to an unused roll of toilet paper, “I’ve come from the future to warn you!”
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Read Across America
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READ. A book says, “Every page you turn, you tickle my spine!”
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Missing
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MISSING [Drawing of -ly] -LY The unassuming, cooperative adverbial suffix -ly was last seen hanging out with “Don’t take it personal” and “Let’s drive slow.” Please call Grammar Police with leads @ 555-0227.
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Cereal
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When it tastes good but leaves mouth raw [Tears and blood while holding a bowl of hard, delicious cereal.] “I can’t stop.”
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Gift from the Heart
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Woman: It’s great to have you back in town. Man: I really missed you. In fact, that reminds me. I bought you a diamond– Woman (interrupting): OMG! OMG! Man: –shaped cookie cutter because I know how much you love to bake. [If looks could kill he’d be dead now.]
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Internet Shopping
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Evolution of Internet Shopping – 1998: I ordered this book at http colon slash slash www dot amazon dot com! [Shouty is holding a book with the title “Y2K This is It”] 2008: 15% off first order if I sign up? I guess one more account won’t hurt… [Shouty is contemplating at his desk while viewing his laptop.] 2018: No GUEST checkout option?! Pfft! I’ll just have to buy that car somewhere else… [Shouty is looking at his mobile phone with bewilderment and/or disgust.]